I had a dream that Johnny Knoxville told his friends and his boyfriend that he was straight, not gay, and I said I knew it. His gay boyfriend came crying to me and I told him it was okay. Secretly I was really happy because Johnny Knoxville is super hot. There’s this kid who lives in the same apartment as me and he has the coolest toy, but none of the kids play with him. Why? Maybe he chooses to outcast himself like that. Probably not, what kind of kid wants to be alone? Meh.
Tags: Gay, Johnny Knoxville
